Monday, August 11, 2014

Newton's First Law of Carpet Cleaning

No sooner than the carpet cleaners are out the door, the dog will go upstairs and make a bee-line for the only room on the second floor whose carpet got cleaned and will proceed to knock over the two day old Smoothie King smoothie that your ten year old left up there, unbeknownst to anyone. The dog will then not even bother to lick it up, and will just leave a pile of pale purple dehydrated smoothie mess on the floor until you decide to come upstairs and check on the drying-progress of your freshly cleaned carpet. *SIGH*

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