Take the Blogger Challenge

I guess with Joel being away I am pretty bored. After the kids go to bed, I mean. I have been sitting here for the last half hour clicking through random people's blogs (clicked 'next blog' at the top of my blog and just kept going, next... next... next...)

I cannot find a damn thing worth reading. Some words of advice for all you anonymous bloggers out there:

1. Do not set your blog to music. How can you expect me to read it when a stupid Jack Johnson song is playing in the background and I cannot figure out how to turn it off?

2. Choose a color scheme and font size that is actually humanly possible to read.

3. If you must post a thousand pictures of your baby, please put an explanation somewhere of why his head is so disproportionately large for his body.

4. Do not call yourself a "writer/poet" and then misspell the third word on your blog.

5. If you're going to use your blog to sell something, can it be something other than personalized pet miniatures?

So go ahead folks... take the blogger challenge... click Next Blog. Again. Again. If you find anything worth reading let me know. I'm bored.